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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Because you can't hear a phone dance.


    Why Did the Turkey cross the road?



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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because someone called him CHICKEN lol

    why does the sun set in the west but rise in the east?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because it can't shift into reverse.

    Why does gravity pull us down, and not up?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Cause we're actually magnets...

    why do pigs have curly tails?



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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because the first pig actually had a flat pug like nose and a long beautiful tail. And used to brag to all the other animals about his beautiful wonderful tail. Till some of the animals got jelous and pulled on pigs nose everytime he would brag- causeing his nose to get longer and his tail to shrink up and curl. Till he didnt brag any more.

    why do vaccums have lights on the front of them?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    to glare the other vacumes vision, so that they cant see them about to attack

    y do u think ur soo cool????

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because I'm owned by a bird

    why do ducks have webbed feet?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    so that they can smack each other good when people arnt looking!

    if light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright untill you speak to them?
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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Answer: No, it's because God gave them a glow & when you came along it disappeared.

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    A: Because their arms grew feathers

    Q: what does " see you later " really mean?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    it means ill see you in heaven when we die so i can take away your God-given glow!! muahahaha! lol

    why do computer monitors have mics built into them, but not webbies?
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    Arrow Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    So it can see in the dark.....I think.....



    What is today?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Today is the day that I brushed my hair and washed the dishes and cleaned up some cat pee.

    How come boxes allways say New and Improved when it can only be one or the other?
    May evil Munchkins take over the world. Along with Tiels. As tiels really should rule the world.


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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because those silly box ppl cant make up their minds

    why do lawn movers have headlights?
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    Exclamation Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    So the grass gets a warning before it's brutally murdered.

    Why is it when you put stuff in a trash bucket, it's gone the next day.

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