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    Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Well, just what it syas, and a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

    Ah, the classic:

    Why is the Sky blue?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    A: Cause God spilled blue paint on it.


    Q: How come people can't fly?



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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because our feet are too heavy

    why do you let sleeping dogs lie?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Because if you let them sleep while running they'll fall over or something.

    Why is grass green?
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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    A: Cause all the ants in the world puked at the exact same time, and it went into the dirt and magically made the grass (which is really BLUE) green. Ant Vomit is yellow. So Yellow and Blue make green!

    Q: Where do babies come from?
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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    whales

    y do printers print?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    because talk is hard to stick on paper

    why do spiders have 8 legs?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    A: They really only have 1 leg, but they copy and paste the others in their free time.

    Q: Why isn't there a budgie virus in the MMBN games?

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    because da budgies are planning to take over the world, and they have killed all budgie viruses, so NOTHING can wipe them out, except the one legged spiders that have waaaay too much time on their "hands" lol

    do spiders really decide to take a hike, or do they just walk without thinking?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Neither they hover around in shadows... they cant really use thier copy and pasted legs so they tie string to the one leg to make it look like they are walking when actually they're hovering. Sneaky sneaky spiders.

    Why do dogs hate cats?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Cause cats have nine lives and dogs only have one.


    Why do they say the moon is made of cheese?



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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Because Mouse astronauts landed there and thought they were on a big piece of swiss. But since they were so light they never actually got to taste or touch it just float above it. and To this day they call it the mother land of all things Chesse and boy do mice ever know cheese. One small step for mouse one giant step for mouse kind.


    Why do bunnies nose's wiggle?

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    A: Cause their wiskers are very itchy, so they wiggle their noses to hold back their sneezes. If they sneezed all the time they wouldn't be able to breathe properly, so it's actually a Survival technique.

    q: Where does lightning come from?



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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Its God's version of fireworks.

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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    Re: Ask A Stupid Question Get a Stupid Answer

    Answer: Because they like getting wet & they're furs like getting wet.

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