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    Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    For those of you who have been following the "We've got eggs...and pics" thread, this is Part 2 of the "Dating Game" that started between Baby and Little Timothy.

    It seems their date went well...perhaps a little too well! Today we found our happy couple in a couple rather interesting situations...

    Early this afternoon, the two were found at their favorite hangout, "Chez Coconut"...apparently Little Timothy was attempting to woo our lovely Bachelorette by suggesting that he would bend over backwards for her...or was he simply making a show of how flexible he was when it came to matters of the heart?

    He seemed to take it remarkably well when Baby explained to him that her man would be expected to bring her food at her beck and call, leave her the best toys, stay out of her coconut except when called, groom her at a moment's notice without expecting anything in return...

    The romance seemed to be one ripped straight from the pages of Happily Ever After...and then we were sent these shocking photographs!!! Apparently, these two singles, who we thought were the sweet, wholesome "boy and girl nextdoor" types, were found doing "the deed" in a public eatery as shocked onlookers watched!





    Owners of "The Foodbowl" refused comment, but one bystander has been quoted as saying "It was crazy! Food was flying everywhere!" Others were so stunned by the display that they just stared in disbelief. Another witness simply summed it up by saying "It looked like they were having fun."

    Young love? Hormones gone awry? Or just plain bad manners? That's for you to decide.

    As for me, I think I have a food dish to change...
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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    I love the way you wrote that. I like the way the other two are watching. Kinda like they are giving them pointers or making sure they are doing it right.

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    Quote Originally Posted by teddybear1003
    I love the way you wrote that. I like the way the other two are watching. Kinda like they are giving them pointers or making sure they are doing it right.

    Melissa
    LOL! There is no privacy in the birdie world! Sometimes the other birds get within a half an inch of the couple that is getting...um...er...busy, until one of them snaps out of the trance and beaks the onlooker to tell them to back off!

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    OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THat is TOO CUTE! Who needs cable TV when you've got birdies!
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    Ha Ha that is the funnies thing I ever saw they were drawing an audience!!
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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    Those pictures and story line are excellent. No privacy anymore, but how cute!

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    The morning after...

    Our reporters sent back recent photos of the site of last night's spectacle...WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES OF THE RESULTS OF ACTIVITIES OF A SEXUAL NATURE...VIEWER DISCRETION IS STRONGLY ADVISED!




    Let this serve as a warning unto all young lovebirds out there, (and cockatiels, conures, budgies, amazons...) it's all fun and games, until someone drops an egg!

    <anchorwoman is heard as lights go off in the studio> In the foodbowl! Can you believe that? I mean, eeeewwwwww...Is that supposed to be some sort of statement? Like, are they asking for more protein in their diet? Do the pellets really taste THAT bad???

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    ROTFLMAO
    this is too funny
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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    OMG! She dropped an egg right in the foodcup? Oh dear.. what a confused little darling. Are you going to re-direct her to a better place.. like her COCONUT? LOL
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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    ROFL!!

    Ok, this is too funny! I take the aforementioned little eggie, and go to put it in her coconut with her...just like I've done with Gizzy....

    Well, she panics and BAILS!!!! as if I've just tossed a live GRENADE in her coconut!!!

    After I pick my butt off the floor from laughing, I notice her with her head stuffed into Gizzy's coconut as if in a huddle for some last minute advice before she creeps along the perch back to her coconut...

    Slowly, like something from Mission Impossible, she sneaks up on the coconut, peeks her head up over the edge, and eyeballs the little white orb in the bottom of her shell...

    Timidly, she decides to investigate...Of course, I come over, with all the grace of a bull in a china shop, to put back the water dish next to her, and she dives into the coconut out of pure instinct to hide...

    Well, now it's too late to be afraid of this thing, so she starts to poke at it and roll it around in the bottom of the coconut! Next thing you know, her tail is up in the air, and she's playing with it like she plays with her toys in her bucket! Only, I worry because her favorite game is let's toss the things out of the bucket!

    So I'm off today to buy a Baby-proof nesting box (I can buy one faster than I can make one)...one that I can put somewhere other than hanging from the top of our big cage...

    Keep tuning in for "As the Cage Turns..."

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    HAHAHAHAHA that is so funny i amd dying here

    Sam the tiel & Sky the budgie

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    oh wow...i love this!

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    Do you have to wait a certain amout of time before you can candle the egg I know nothing about that stuff?
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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    I'm very new to candling...maybe someone else can field this one?

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    Re: Awww Geez...Not in the food bowl!

    A live grenade in her coconut! BWAHAHAHA! Oh man.. hysterical!
    Visit Apache, Neo, Silver, Taxi, Tieka, Trinny, Buzz, Tiggy, Paris, Persephone & Hektor at Nikkie's Cockatiels More of what the flock is up too at their blog. Tiel Tales
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