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    Re: Add a word

    When i woke up santa was gyrating rythmicallyinto the kitchen untilmy mom surprised the bird and my* canary*

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    Re: Add a word

    My bird went into the cage, but then accidentally slipped into the water bowl! And then a piece of carrot flew over my bird's head, landed in my mouth, and I farted! So then I called the petstore to ask what variety of food I was eating. The guy told me that I shouldn't be eating that because I am not a parrot. Meanwhile, back home, my kettle was on fire! What a day! Wait! When my bird noticed the chaos he started speaking french. This weird event caused my cousin to snort so loud she choked and then laughed.What an idiot!

    I just happened to sit right on the yellow puddle. Little did I know what a mess it made. So after that, I ate my carrot pudding. I was tired of eating, so I went over to my sink to sleep. Then without thinking, I grabbed several packets of salt to throw in the towel which I lit with a firecracker. Perhaps I stretched my ears too far, because they started to rip!


    Yesterday, the mayonnaise crawled around the ceiling and gurgled, "Man that stupid eclectus continually farted my twist-top polka-dot above something that is pretty wretched!" Then, before he exploded he smelled fresh, like donuts with maple-syrup. Suddenly the room spun, shook like an elephant's booty but didn't collapse until 5 men helped to remove a lobster which mangled mums wig. When I woke up, Santa was gyrating rhythmically into the kitchen until my mom surprised the bird. and my canary *fled*

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    Re: Add a word

    My bird went into the cage, but then accidentally slipped into the water bowl! And then a piece of carrot flew over my bird's head, landed in my mouth, and I farted! So then I called the petstore to ask what variety of food I was eating. The guy told me that I shouldn't be eating that because I am not a parrot. Meanwhile, back home, my kettle was on fire! What a day! Wait! When my bird noticed the chaos he started speaking french. This weird event caused my cousin to snort so loud she choked and then laughed.What an idiot!

    I just happened to sit right on the yellow puddle. Little did I know what a mess it made. So after that, I ate my carrot pudding. I was tired of eating, so I went over to my sink to sleep. Then without thinking, I grabbed several packets of salt to throw in the towel which I lit with a firecracker. Perhaps I stretched my ears too far, because they started to rip!


    Yesterday, the mayonnaise crawled around the ceiling and gurgled, "Man that stupid eclectus continually farted my twist-top polka-dot above something that is pretty wretched!" Then, before he exploded he smelled fresh, like donuts with maple-syrup. Suddenly the room spun, shook like an elephant's booty but didn't collapse until 5 men helped to remove a lobster which mangled mums wig. When I woke up, Santa was gyrating rhythmically into the kitchen until my mom surprised the bird and my canary fled. *Suddenly*

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    Re: Add a word

    My bird went into the cage, but then accidentally slipped into the water bowl! And then a piece of carrot flew over my bird's head, landed in my mouth, and I farted! So then I called the petstore to ask what variety of food I was eating. The guy told me that I shouldn't be eating that because I am not a parrot. Meanwhile, back home, my kettle was on fire! What a day! Wait! When my bird noticed the chaos he started speaking french. This weird event caused my cousin to snort so loud she choked and then laughed.What an idiot!

    I just happened to sit right on the yellow puddle. Little did I know what a mess it made. So after that, I ate my carrot pudding. I was tired of eating, so I went over to my sink to sleep. Then without thinking, I grabbed several packets of salt to throw in the towel which I lit with a firecracker. Perhaps I stretched my ears too far, because they started to rip!


    Yesterday, the mayonnaise crawled around the ceiling and gurgled, "Man that stupid eclectus continually farted my twist-top polka-dot above something that is pretty wretched!" Then, before he exploded he smelled fresh, like donuts with maple-syrup. Suddenly the room spun, shook like an elephant's booty but didn't collapse until 5 men helped to remove a lobster which mangled mums wig. When I woke up, Santa was gyrating rhythmically into the kitchen until my mom surprised the bird and my canary fled. Suddenly
    *I saw a miracle*

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