Corrupt A Wish Game

[Roscoe's Mom]

Granted. It's a pair of hands other than your own.

I wish that I could hibernate for just a little while.

[Barb]

Granted. But you come out of hibernation with a strange craving to catch live salmon with your teeth. Not too socially acceptable!

I wish I hadn't stayed up until 4:30 am! I am exhausted

[Ashleigh]

granted BUT now you stay up untill midnight and get up at 5:30 am

I wish that my lovebirds would breed

[Monika1013]

granted but they have 10 babies each and you have to take half of them to hand feed to take some stress off the parents. hellooooo feedings every few hours

i wish my head wouldn't hurt for the 5th day in a row.

[lissah]

granted...it doesn't hurt today, but it'll hurt like hell for the next year

i wish dayshift didn't start at 6am

[eclecticpearl]

wish granted, instead it starts at 4am and ends two hours later.


I wish my knees didn't hurt

[lissah]

granted...your knees don't hurt, but everything else does

i wish i had some extra money to pay off my debt

[eclecticpearl]

Wish granted, but you use it all, and need to borrow money to survive.


I wish my new lovie would cuddle with me instead of mess with my older one.

[orka]

wish granted, but your older one gets jealous & runs away from home

i wish that the breeders i e-mailed would e-mail me back already!! *moan*

[eclecticpearl]

Granted, they email you back, but it's one word to an email.

I wish I had some Iced Tea right now.

[orka]

wish granted, but it tastes weird because it's like, 5 years old (past its expiration date) *yuck!*

i wish i could fly

[lissah]

granted....but you can only fly in small circles and you start to get dizzy

i wish my house would clean itself

[Monika1013]

Granted, but your house kicks every living thing out of it because they're too messy. congrats on your clean house, but you're not allowed in it.

I wish I knew all there is to know about working at exxon, and that we got to sit down during an actual break instead of being free when there's not any customers.

[eclecticpearl]

Granted, but you forget it once you walk through the door AND your chairs are made of lava.

I wish I could understand birds

[lissah]

granted...you can understand birds, but you quickly realize that all this time they've been chattering away they've been telling each other how much they don't like you :P


i wish this heat wave would end

[Monika1013]

granted. now there's another ice age.

i wish i had some comfortable shoes to work in. and the chairs at work werent made of lava. (lol)

[eclecticpearl]

Granted, You have comfortable shoes, but they talk about socially unacceptable topics and the chairs are NOT lava, but cow poop and whale semen. EWWW.

I wish Kai wouldn't attack anything and everything in her path.

[lissah]

granted....kai doesn't attack anything at all....but you start to


i wish i had a new zoom lens for my camera

[eclecticpearl]

(that was harsh)

Granted, but it's mad out of a material that cannot be exposed to oxygen. Yeah, photography in a bubble.

I wish I found $712.82 IN AMERICAN CURRENCY under my bed

[lissah]

granted....but you're mugged as soon as you walk out the door (and the mugger gets away before you can attack him :P)


i wish i were on vacation

[Kyllikki]

Granted... you're on vacation... only, it happens to be in jail.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

[Monika1013]

granted. but it's so strong you see right through everything.

i wish my mom's new boyfriend weren't quite so up in my business. you know, reading over my shoulder when i'm typing a myspace message to my friend and asking me to dl him stuff and asking if it's done every 30 seconds.

[eclecticpearl]

granted, he's not all up in your business, now he becomes your business. He hacks into all your accounts and reads everything for himself...he's ninja like that.

I wish my bird would cuddle with me more.

[Monika1013]

granted, now she wont get off you.

i wish i had some pancakes. riiiight now.

[lissah]

granted....you have your pancakes, but they're old and moldy...eww

i wish my partner would come back to work so i'm not so lonely sitting here at night