Corrupt A Wish Game

[Fruit Basket]

granted, but now they are just stupid adults.

i wish stupid people would go away, all together!

[Buttons the Quail]

Hey, I can't help it! Lol just kidding

I wish I had a giant tame budgie as big as a horse that I could ride on, and it didn't bite me or anyone i like (Look out English teacher!)

[sammit]

granted but two weeks into having it, it poops and kills your family in a flood of poopiness

i wish i had a more reliable flash drive

[Buttons the Quail]

Granted, but then ur computer conks it and you cant fix it or buy a new one cos you're snowed in by budgie crap.

Also, why can't pets talk (properly, like they understand speech)

[sammit]

thats not a wish. you're supposed to say "i wish".... but mine can understand speech. they know the meaning of eggies.. it means they get to eat and make a mess of my breakfast lol

i wish i dont have a hangover when i wake up

[Fruit Basket]

granted, but now you are not allowed to drink alcohol, because you developed allergies to it.

I wish sometimes my birdie's squeaks did not hurt my ears.

[Buttons the Quail]

granted, but then they start roaring and screeching instead of the lovebird chirp!

I wish I could win 40 million dollars! (This is the biggest Aussie lottery - I hear USA has 300 million dollar ones)

[Buttons the Quail]

granted, but then they start roaring and screeching instead of the lovebird chirp!

I wish I could win 40 million dollars! (This is the biggest Aussie lottery - I hear USA has 300 million dollar ones)

[mushroom]

granted but then everytime you walk out of your house you get mugged cause everyone knows you are rich.

i wish i could go on vacation to Europe

[sammit]

granted but you meet a handsome greek and marry him and then stay there forever marching out the kids!!

i wish i could stop typing "i iwsh"

[Fruit Basket]

granted, but then you start typing "i wihs"

I wish i was not at work right now.

[sammit]

granted, the boss comes over, tells you to get your stuff leave and dont come back.....

i wish i had more chicken shnitzell (haha i cant spell)

[Buttons the Quail]

It's Schnitzel..lol. granted, but then it grows teeth and has Sammit tongue schnitzel....

I wish my holidays were longer! 9 weeks is too long for school

[Fruit Basket]

ok, so each day is 25 hours instead of 24. lol

I wish I had a glass of cold, fresh, delicious milk.

[sammit]

granted but half way to the table to enjoy it you slip and spill it on your front. now your front has a nice glass of milk

i wish people didnt put oil on salads!! THATS NASTY!!

[Fruit Basket]

Granted, cause i think its nasty too. .. but now you drink it like soda.

I wish I had the day off work tomorrow. and forever, and still got paid.

[sammit]

granted that you get the rest of your life off... unfortunate that you cant do anything ever again... so you become depressed and old... awww

i wish my pens stopped running out!

[Fruit Basket]

granted, now they wont stop leaking!

I wish "high fashion" wasn't so ugly. What are those people thinking?!?!

[Buttons the Quail]

Granted, but then it gets so good Iooking that u can't stop staring at it.

I wish ANZAC day programs weren't so depressing...dead people everywhere...makes me sad

[Buttons the Quail]

Granted, but then it becomes so good Iooking that u Can't stop looking and you start drooling from desire whenever you see whatever is considered "high fashion"

I wish ANZAC day shows weren't so depressing

[sammit]

you dont have to double post, there is an edit button!

i wish my fish was still alive

[Fruit Basket]

granted, but then they turn into sharks, and eat you (ok, i couldnt think of anything)

(and yeah... EDIT button!!)

I wish Buttons would find the edit button, and quit double posting. hehe

[sammit]

wish granted but now she has the power to edit all our posts oh no!!

i wish i could go for a swim

[Fruit Basket]

grated, but the little fishies start nibbling on your toes, and it tickles so much you cant stop laughing!

I wish I was swimming too!

[sammit]

granted but your swimming with the fishies too and oh no its a whale!!! ahhhhhhh *nom*

i wish for a snooze before my MIL 50th bday party tonight