Corrupt A Wish Game

[proud of my budgie]

Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt the wish, hehe.



Example.

(My post) I wish I had more money.

(Replier) Granted, but you get mugged on your way to the bank to deposit it.

[nightlady]

Oooo this could get fun Jenny

My wish:

I wish i could instantly lose 25 lbs!

[RedFeather]

Okay, but you find them again a week later.

I wish I could fly!

[nightlady]

Darn i hate when that happens!

You can now fly but your minimum speed is 1000 miles per hour!

I wish my husband was a hopeless romantic.

[shaz82]

granted for one night and then on the way home he will admit he really hates the fids.
I wish that my kids wouldnt fight

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but it only happens for 1millionth of a second.

I wish I had a big screen tv.

[Birds the Word]

granted, but one day after you buy the tv it gets stolen

I wish i lived in a mansion

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but you can't afford the utility bill and must move out.

I wish I could stop time.

[FreudianSlip]

Granted, but only for a nanosecond.

I wish I could be invisible.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but now everyone really ignores you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but the temperature outside rises and all your chocolate melts!

I wish I had my own private island.

[RedFeather]

Granted, but it's only made of someone else's trash.

I wish I could get away from people.

[nightlady]

Granted but you now live among hyenas!

I wish I could find my hidden talent.

[BabyOtter]

Granted, you find it but are now unable to use it

I wish I was done with school and in the real world already! (Great game btw!)

[nightlady]

Granted but it turns out the real world is full of brain eating zombies after your fresh education!

I wish I wasn't afraid of the ocean. (and i agree, this is fun )

[eve]

Granted, and when you finally dive in, you have a really bad allergic reaction from the sea salt...


I wish I was able to live completely self sufficiently (no grocery store, electricity, etc)...

[BabyOtter]

Granted, but the trees began their revolution and run amok destroying the humans.

I wish I would catch a dumb Feebas in pokemon diamond already

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but the electricity goes out and the game is reset, and no one believes you made it that far.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[FRENCH]

granted, but the rest of the world will sleep forever.

i wish my b/f would agree to get another bird....

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but your birds run your home while you live in the cage.

I wish I had a maid.

[FRENCH]

Granted, But The Maid Runs Off With Your Husband/ Boyfriend.../ Girlfriend....lol

I Wish I Was A Size 2

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but the wish was mis-read as size 22.

I wish I had a self cleaning oven.

[FRENCH]

Lol) Granted, But Self Cleaning Means You Do It Your Self

I Wish I Didnt Have To Work Out So Hard....

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but for all this wishful thinking, you are made to work out twice as hard.

I wish I could get 8hours of sleep each night.

[FRENCH]

Granted, But You Can Only Sleep With Your Eyes Opened

I Wish There Was A Fat Be Gone Pill