Corrupt A Wish Game

[proud of my budgie]

Corrupt a wish game.
Point of the game is to make a wish. Then the person below you must grant it. However you must put a twist on it to corrupt the wish, hehe.



Example.

(My post) I wish I had more money.

(Replier) Granted, but you get mugged on your way to the bank to deposit it.

[nightlady]

Oooo this could get fun Jenny

My wish:

I wish i could instantly lose 25 lbs!

[RedFeather]

Okay, but you find them again a week later.

I wish I could fly!

[nightlady]

Darn i hate when that happens!

You can now fly but your minimum speed is 1000 miles per hour!

I wish my husband was a hopeless romantic.

[shaz82]

granted for one night and then on the way home he will admit he really hates the fids.
I wish that my kids wouldnt fight

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but it only happens for 1millionth of a second.

I wish I had a big screen tv.

[Birds the Word]

granted, but one day after you buy the tv it gets stolen

I wish i lived in a mansion

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but you can't afford the utility bill and must move out.

I wish I could stop time.

[FreudianSlip]

Granted, but only for a nanosecond.

I wish I could be invisible.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but now everyone really ignores you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but the temperature outside rises and all your chocolate melts!

I wish I had my own private island.

[RedFeather]

Granted, but it's only made of someone else's trash.

I wish I could get away from people.

[nightlady]

Granted but you now live among hyenas!

I wish I could find my hidden talent.

[BabyOtter]

Granted, you find it but are now unable to use it

I wish I was done with school and in the real world already! (Great game btw!)

[nightlady]

Granted but it turns out the real world is full of brain eating zombies after your fresh education!

I wish I wasn't afraid of the ocean. (and i agree, this is fun )