Corrupt A Wish Game

[nightlady]

Granted but everyone else takes more than you do so you're still considered fat at a size 2!

I wish I didn't have anxiety when i drive.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but gas prices are too high, no one drives anymore.

I wish my budgies knew how to vacuum.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but they got sucked up in the vacuum when they weren't paying attention

I wish I had a private jet.

[Paradoxgirl]

Granted!!! But it is made of jello......

I wish I had the power to manipulate time!

[BabyOtter]

Granted, but you may only move it forward at the speed of light!

I wish I could bat an eye and everything in my house would become clean and organized!

[shaz82]

granted how ever it will be twice as bad five minutes later.
I wish i could go on holidays some where

[nightlady]

Granted but it turns out "somewhere" is an actual place and it's not a very nice one!

I wish i could get a 4 yr degree in 4 days

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but your degree is in scrapbooking.

I wish I could go without napping.

[nightlady]

Oh why must you do this to me Jenny in a bottle?

Granted! But you can never close your eyes again

I wish all babies were born healthy.

[shaz82]

granted but all mums and dads have to put up with really stinky nappies (ewwwwwwww one pottie trained one to go)
i wish that my back problem was fixed

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but now you have other bodily problems.

I wish I could retire.

[FRENCH]

GRANTED, BUT NOT TILL YOUR 102

I WISH I WAS BORN RICH INSTEAD OF beautiful!!!!!!!!

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but your name is now quasi-moto.

I wish I didn't just overeat.

[FRENCH]

Granted,but Now Your So Hungry That You Eat Your Kids..

I Wish This Work Day Would End

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but it ended early cause you were fired.

I wish I had some nice tasty sweets right about now.

[Paradoxgirl]

Granted! but they make you sick and you puke them back up.

I wish my cats would disappear.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but they are invisible, and still reek havoc in your life.

I wish doing taxes wasn't so painful, and migraine inducing!

[Lovebirdfan]

Granted, but now you enjoy doing taxes so much you can't stop! And your migraine goes away but you now have a toothache.

I wish I never had another bad hair day.

[nightlady]

Granted but it's because you're bald, so now you have "bad head" days

I wish I could get along with my mother.

[RedFeather]

Granted, but the side effect is purple polka-dots.

I wish to be accepted.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but after 1 second you are rejected.

I wish microwave popcorn tasted as good as air popped pop corn.

[Lovebirdfan]

Granted, but now popcorn makes your teeth fall out.
I wish I could type faster and more accurately.

[nightlady]

(I don't know Karen, that might be two wishes there )

Granted but it can only be done with your toes AND nose

I wish everyone in the world had such a great sense of humor as the people in this thread.

[shaz82]

granted but it causes a over flow in the loony bins.
I wish that every one could be happy for a year

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but it traumatizes them for years to follow.

I wish there was no global warming frenzy.