Corrupt A Wish Game

[FRENCH]

Granted! but now everything is frozen
I wish i didnt have to work on monday"s

[RedFeather]

Granted, but you have to work Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

[nightlady]

(MinHawk you gotta make a wish so it can be corrupted! )

[proud of my budgie]

yeah minhawk, we are waiting to corrupt your wish

[Birds the Word]

I'll start this again...

I wish there was no such thing as school.

[RedFeather]

((Lol, sorry! Gads, what was I thinking? Geez... sorry, you guys.))

Granted, but you end up dumb as a rock.

I wish I didn't have to deal with people.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, only now you have no friends and your social skills go down the drain.

I wish birds didn't poop so much.

[shaz82]

granted, but instead of pooping they thow up every where.
I wish that i could have a moments quite time in my house (every thing quite birds inclueded)

[FRENCH]

granted, but the slience drives you mad

i wish i would win big on a scratch ticket

[proud of my budgie]

granted, but you win $1, it's considered big cause you never win.

i wish i was a morning person.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but because your such a morning person you start waking up at 3:30 am - every morning.

I wish I had long hair.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but it grows non-stop, you have to chop off 2 feet per day.

I wish my guinea pig could talk.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but once he starts talking he never stops, and he always asks 'why?'

I wish I had my own servants.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but they all run away the day they arrived (and with your fine china, )

I wish I had 40/20 vision.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but now you can see through your eyelids and see everything [even when your asleep, which means you don't slepp well].

I wish I had perfect teeth.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but they are perfect false teeth (upper and lower).

I wish I had someone to cook for me.

[RedFeather]

Granted, but the person burns everything they make.

I wish I could have a hawk.

[Birds the Word]

Granted, but the hawk pecks your eyes out and mutilates your face.

I wish my math class wasnt so boring.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted but it isn't "so boring," it's extremely boring to death.

I wish I had more money.

[FRENCH]

granted, but you only have one dollar more...
I wish friday would get here already

[proud of my budgie]

granted, but you slept right through wednesday and thursday, not knowing what day it is when you wake up on friday.

i wish i could fly with my birds.

[RedFeather]

Granted, but you run into trees because you haven't mastered steering yet.

I wish people at work would be stop taking stuff out on me.

[proud of my budgie]

Granted, but now they just take stuff out on your right pinky toe.

I wish life was easier being a woman.

[Paula0442]

granted
but you were born a man.

[proud of my budgie]

Thanks Paula, now can you make a wish so it can be corrupted