granted. he forgets the old behaivour and instead becomes a hormonal chicken totally fixated on sexual domination of all remote controls in the house.
i wish that one day Ikea ran out of hot dogs...
granted but it grows up as ditsy as Sere and it picked up all Romeos bad habits along the way..
i wish dogs werent so hyperactive..
Granted but now they won't do anything at all.
I wish I could get my little black cap conure.
Granted but someone else offers you $1,000,000 and you trade him for that instead. (I don't know how bad this is though)
I wish I had a huge toblerone bar right now!
Granted- but you'll drop it on your foot and lame yourself
I wish the rain stays away this bank hol!
Thanks Lee for the adorable sig!
Granted!....but it will rain for the whole of September to make up for it!!
I wish that my hamster would stop biting the bars of her cage!
Granted but now she goes for your fingers instead!
Wish I would win the lotto.
Granted, but when you go to claim your money, the winning ticket blows away in the wind and falles into a drainage pipe.
I wish I had chocolate milk to drink right now.
granted... an olympic sized swimming pool appears full of it and you arent allowed to eat or drink anything else until you have finished whats in the pool..
i wish that the doctors could work out whats wrong with my heart.
Granted, but they find out that it is so big that it's going to burst within seconds!
I wish I had a koala as a pet.
Wish Granted, but its a very mean koala and attacks you every chance it gets.
I wish I didn't work until midnight tonight.
Granted, but it's because you were fired at 10 PM.
I wish I could have a chocolate fountain.
Granted, but you can only own it, you can never actually use it. You just get to stare at it in wonder.
I wish I knew EVERYTHING!
Granted, but you know so much that you can never stop thinking or sleep. Then you faint of tiredness and don't remember a thing.
I wish that it was always day time.
Granted, but you have to work during daylight hours and therefore must always be working!
I wish hangovers didn't exist. (how awesome would that one be!? )