Corrupt A Wish Game

**angelsara007** · 08-14-2010, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by sammit

wish granted but jason gets such a big head about being head honcho that you have to call him "Lord Jason" everyday all day. even at home.

You say that like I don't do that already!?!

Granted, but you have to share some with me!

I wish Romeo would stop being such an mean psycho angry chicken.

**sammit** · 08-14-2010, 02:02 AM

granted. he forgets the old behaivour and instead becomes a hormonal chicken totally fixated on sexual domination of all remote controls in the house.

i wish that one day Ikea ran out of hot dogs...

**angelsara007** · 08-14-2010, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by sammit

granted. he forgets the old behaivour and instead becomes a hormonal chicken totally fixated on sexual domination of all remote controls in the house.

He is a hormonal chicken too.... but hell bent on sexual domination of all towels.

Granted, but they are replaced by Costco hotdogs. (they are really yummy... if you like hotdogs)

I wish I could keep our current cockatiel baby!

**sammit** · 08-14-2010, 02:21 AM

granted but it grows up as ditsy as Sere and it picked up all Romeos bad habits along the way..

i wish dogs werent so hyperactive..

**SandraK** · 08-20-2010, 02:05 PM

Granted but now they won't do anything at all.

I wish I could get my little black cap conure.

**kassidyb** · 08-24-2010, 12:04 PM

Granted but someone else offers you $1,000,000 and you trade him for that instead. (I don't know how bad this is though)

I wish I had a huge toblerone bar right now!

**pixibubbles** · 08-27-2010, 12:33 AM

Granted- but you'll drop it on your foot and lame yourself

I wish the rain stays away this bank hol!

**Katiesharp** · 08-31-2010, 01:27 PM

Granted!....but it will rain for the whole of September to make up for it!!

I wish that my hamster would stop biting the bars of her cage!

**SandraK** · 08-31-2010, 02:27 PM

Granted but now she goes for your fingers instead!

Wish I would win the lotto.

**kassidyb** · 09-04-2010, 05:21 PM

Granted, but when you go to claim your money, the winning ticket blows away in the wind and falles into a drainage pipe.

I wish I had chocolate milk to drink right now.

**sammit** · 09-05-2010, 02:02 AM

granted... an olympic sized swimming pool appears full of it and you arent allowed to eat or drink anything else until you have finished whats in the pool..

i wish that the doctors could work out whats wrong with my heart.

**kassidyb** · 09-05-2010, 10:00 AM

Granted, but they find out that it is so big that it's going to burst within seconds!

I wish I had a koala as a pet.

**jakeandnikko** · 09-05-2010, 10:36 AM

Wish Granted, but its a very mean koala and attacks you every chance it gets.

I wish I didn't work until midnight tonight.

**kassidyb** · 09-05-2010, 10:44 AM

Granted, but it's because you were fired at 10 PM.

I wish I could have a chocolate fountain.

**jakeandnikko** · 09-05-2010, 12:10 PM

Granted, but you can only own it, you can never actually use it. You just get to stare at it in wonder.

I wish I knew EVERYTHING!

**kassidyb** · 09-05-2010, 12:28 PM

Granted, but you know so much that you can never stop thinking or sleep. Then you faint of tiredness and don't remember a thing.

I wish that it was always day time.

**BlueMoon** · 06-19-2011, 03:20 PM

Granted, but you have to work during daylight hours and therefore must always be working!

I wish hangovers didn't exist. (how awesome would that one be!?

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