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**Marsy** · 09-30-2008, 07:40 AM

Because they are trained to handel scalpels not pens, just you hope that they are not as atrocious with their scalpels as with their pens...

Why can't I ever get enough to read??? (btw I have a lot of available literature I just can't get enough of it though *sniff*

**elfhome** · 09-30-2008, 08:19 AM

Your brain is set to 'overdrive' mode. Turn the dial downa bit, it might help.
Why are many doctors obcessed with golf?

**leebee** · 09-30-2008, 08:22 AM

Because it gives them a chance to pretend they are Tiger Woods for an afternoon, I hear all Dr's have Tigerwoodsitis, it's something they catch from treating so many patients with the condition

Why does rain always smell so yummy?

**elfhome** · 09-30-2008, 08:54 AM

Because the acid in it gives it a nice tang.

How do cats instinctively know when it is the best time to annoy you by jumping on your bladder?

**Marsy** · 09-30-2008, 08:59 AM

They are telepathic robots set to "torment human" mode.

Why are my pets so dang smart??

**elfhome** · 09-30-2008, 09:05 AM

The better to secretly turn us into their personal servents, training us to help them rule the world.

How did I manage to get through 3 chemistry labs without setting anything on fire by mistake?

**Marsy** · 09-30-2008, 10:27 AM

You are sub-conciously a genius who is smarter than Einstein , this effects everything you do without you even knowing it!

How did you manage to draw that lutino so well Katie???

**Bobbalou22** · 09-30-2008, 10:54 AM

BEcause she is amazing.

Why, oh why, did Pooh bear have to have a runny nose?

**Marsy** · 09-30-2008, 11:02 PM

Because he is allergic to something..

Why is everything in nature more beautiful and amazing than anything man-made?

**Scooby** · 10-17-2008, 12:46 PM

A: because of CHOCOLATE RAIN! yum

Why does i go crazy?

**Marsy** · 10-18-2008, 12:28 AM

Because you have been experimented on by aliens but they did something wrong so now you kinda malfunction from time to time

Why are 'tiels so AWESOME??

**Scooby** · 10-26-2008, 08:32 AM

i really dont no.

why did i only make one euro at a car boot sale today? lol

**Marsy** · 10-27-2008, 06:02 AM

Because you didn't have a lot of "junk in the trunk" that day.

Why can't I ever get hold of s rare dragon egg!!

**Scooby** · 10-27-2008, 07:22 AM

because its hard and you need to stalk the abandoned page
[i found a goldie but couldnt get it.

why does school have to be soooooooo boring?

**elfhome** · 10-27-2008, 09:27 AM

Because the teachers must budget the levels of fun.

Why does Bella squeal whenever someone sneezes?

**Scooby** · 10-27-2008, 10:09 AM

because it is so exciting

why do i love those eggie/ dragons soooo much,,,?

**Marsy** · 10-28-2008, 07:00 AM

Because they ROCK! No, seriously, you have one that "rocks" already!

Why oh why do I have to go to school!?

**elfhome** · 10-28-2008, 08:25 AM

So you can go to uni, and eventually get a better job, and be RICH (but up to your eyeballs in college loan debt!)

Why does Bella like baritone voices so much?

**Katana** · 10-28-2008, 09:10 AM

A: Because she's a girl birdy, and girl birdies are famous for liking guys with deep voices.

Q: Why is my braces wire tearing a trench in the side of my cheek?

**Marsy** · 10-30-2008, 06:33 AM

To get out of your mouth, You wouldn't want to be in someone else's mouth would you?

Why does Chippy constantly insist on sitting on my head!?

**TielBudgieGirl** · 02-19-2009, 05:49 AM

Because he is related to Mushu! xD

Do you like Alpacas?

**Baboo's Momma** · 02-19-2009, 06:30 AM

Sure, they're neat!

What's it like in space?

**Pea's Mom** · 02-19-2009, 07:16 AM

Very very dark, unless you turn on a star to light your way

Why do i have to go to school?

**Baboo's Momma** · 02-19-2009, 08:27 AM

b/c it's Thursday?

Why does it have to be Thursday? Who made days anyways!

**ftw_69** · 02-19-2009, 04:39 PM

the almighty did.

If you were in the desert and your wheels feel off your canoe, How many scoops of ice cream would it take to fill your doghouse...True or False?

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