well its not anymore so nah!!
why cant the state bird fair come quicker!!!!
well its not anymore so nah!!
why cant the state bird fair come quicker!!!!
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
because they want to make you angry
why oh why am i 2 lazy ta find the flicka
Because procrastinating RULES!
Why did I text 10 people at once?
Nw I can't keep up with the replys
Fly Free Olive, Ivy, Sunny, Cloud and Azul
because you are lonely and wanted to be a txt w****!!
why are my baby fish dying? they dont need to be cleaned and the levels are fine!!! gaaaah!!
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
Maybe you're just having some bad luck!
Ever been on a rollercoaster?
Only small ones...
Why am I an idiot lol!
um.. id rather not answer that for fear of being shot via my monitor!!!
why is onion gravy sooo good?
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
B/C it has special sauce.....
Why is sammit an alien?
<---Click my eggs and hatchlings please!!
Cause you are vision impaired, and everyone looks like aliens to you.
Why is taco bell so addicting?
Imagine yourself through their eyes.
You measure a man's greatness
by how much it takes to discourage him.
Rito ~ Maroon Belly Conure (see album for pic)
no idea never tried it!!!
why does coffee make me sleepy?
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
cause its all warm, and it makes me sleepy too.
maybe we are allergic to caffeine?
why does my tummy hurt?
Imagine yourself through their eyes.
You measure a man's greatness
by how much it takes to discourage him.
Rito ~ Maroon Belly Conure (see album for pic)
Because you need a tums.
Why on Earth is this thread still going?
sheer boredom !
why is my boss a doofus?
Imagine yourself through their eyes.
You measure a man's greatness
by how much it takes to discourage him.
Rito ~ Maroon Belly Conure (see album for pic)
because you've driven him insane
why do cookies taste so yum but are so bad for you?
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
B/c the elfs that make them are pure evil...muhaha!
Why is my mom so stubborn, she had surgury on her foot and keeps walking on it making it worse!!!!!????
Babs & Casso...The ones who started it all...
because she just wants the attention
why does my bird start to "ring" at the most inappropriate of times?
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
cause he/she loves you sooo much!!
why does sammit's bird love her so much??
Imagine yourself through their eyes.
You measure a man's greatness
by how much it takes to discourage him.
Rito ~ Maroon Belly Conure (see album for pic)
B/c Sammit is awesome!!!!
Why do I have to cook again at 12:30 a.m. to feed his kids...ugh......why can't he cook!
Babs & Casso...
because i feed them hahah
why do i get the funny feeling that i wont be able to sleep tonight?
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
cause that funny feeling will keep you awake.
why wont the time go faster till i get off work?
Imagine yourself through their eyes.
You measure a man's greatness
by how much it takes to discourage him.
Rito ~ Maroon Belly Conure (see album for pic)
Because you need to work faster first!
Where am I gonna live when I go to university?
Mom to Ducky! (female cinnamon GCC)...THANK YOU Keet for the gorgeous sig!!
Won't you come see me after 12am?
- your gonna live in the back allies where all the homless people live.
-Why is it so freaking hot in the clinic?
HayleyMarie
b/c you haven'y asked them to turn on the A/C....(DUH)
Where is the moon located?
under my pillow... i stoled it
why cant the doctor get my meds right? i hate this..
"im now under the impression that sarcasm is the body's natural defence against stupid" - sam
http://sammitshomecooking.blogspot.com/
Because he wants you to be screwed up enough to come back and see him again...more money!!
Is there a reason everybody is ignoring my thread about Irwin in the cockatiel section? LOL
Mom to Ducky! (female cinnamon GCC)...THANK YOU Keet for the gorgeous sig!!
Won't you come see me after 12am?
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