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    So, the point of this game is to either ask a semi-serious question and get a funny answer, or ask a silly question and get a semi-serious but funny answer. Or anything goes.

    A: Asks a question
    B: Answers question above, asks another question
    C: Answers B's question, asks another question
    Etc...

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    I'll go first I guess:
    Q: What is the best flavor of pie?

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    Bored are we?

    A: Coconut Cream Pie

    Q2: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
    "Questions open the door to knowledge."

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    A: 1...2...3...><CRUNCH!><

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    I just dang near killed myself taking 4 tests in a row! Now I find that I have a week or two before I have to study again and now I'm BORED. LOL

    A: Start by calculating the PH level of your mouth. Do a test to determine salinity and the number of enzymes. Measure it careful with a ruler, and then put it in a graduated cylinder filled with water to test the volume. Weight it to find the mass. Get bored, bite the dratted thing!

    ETA: Oops, too slow!

    A: Because Tim Hortons was giving out free donuts at the other side.

    Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck with it's paws tied behind it's back?

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    A: Just as much, likely. I'm sure an angry woodchuck would have jaws of STEEL, and thus, would be able to chuck wood just as effectively. You may disagree, but I'm also sure an angry woodchuck would not care for your opinion.

    Q: What might Katan think of the stars that he sees in the sky?


    My Katan.
    Whatchyu lookin at, foo?

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    A. We secretly want nothing more than to be birds. Not that there's anything wrong with Penguins or Emus, mind you.

    Q. What makes Lucky Charms magically delicious?

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    A. Katan may think what we think and be in wonder of their simple beauty

    Q. what does it become when the snow melts?
    Last edited by Amanda85; 06-04-2008 at 09:38 PM. Reason: coz I thought of something better to question

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    Re: Ask a Question - Get an Answer

    Amanda: A: dirty water.

    Katie A: the "marshmallows" of course, well, and the magic.

    Q: How long can an otter hold it's breath?
    "Questions open the door to knowledge."

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    Re: Ask a Question - Get an Answer

    A: 2-5 minutes, depending on the species.

    Q: How many ducks in the world are quacking at this moment?

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    A: 74,926,740

    Q: When is a bird not a bird?
    "Questions open the door to knowledge."

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    A: when it moults

    Q: what is the square root of an onion?

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    Re: Ask a Question - Get an Answer

    A: Shallots

    Q: How many times have I played the impossible quiz?


    EDIT: Good save Derick!
    "Questions open the door to knowledge."

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    Re: Ask a Question - Get an Answer

    Quote Originally Posted by kito109654 View Post
    A: Shallots

    Q: How many times have I played the impossible quiz?


    EDIT: Good save Derick!
    Haha, yup. You were to fast
    And yeah, that's where I got that question...but I'm all out of questions now so I'll let someone else go.

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    A: Let's not go there - it's SCARY. Lalala!

    Q: What makes ferrets so hyper?

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    A: they secretly gorge themselves with sugar while you're away

    Q: what is a question?

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