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Thread: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    no comment..

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I called the phlebotomy lab. They said "Ewww" and hung up.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I don't know if I can tell this joke without being censored by the powers that be but let's give it a try and if not...I apologize for wasting everybodies time.

    Know what men and tile floors have in common?????


    If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for the next 30 years

    An 80 year old man told me that joke today while enjoying his ale. Said it was a true enough statement too.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I myself know a joke (just one). This is it:

    Q: What does an elephant use as a tampon?
    A: A sheep.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Ummm. Don't the sheep get mad?

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I believe they just get saturated.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    ew!


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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    So if the sheep is freshly sheared, is it considered a "light days" tampon?

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    It sounds like there's a marketing niche in this somewhere.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I hope if I ever do marketing..I never need to promote the tampon..

    Dash

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    You could call it "Ewes"....get it? (a play on the word ooze)

    OK... I just grossed MYSELF out!

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I'm desperately trying to not get it!

    Dash

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beeks View Post
    You could call it "Ewes"....get it? (a play on the word ooze)
    I think that you and I may have a future in niche marketing. I have long planned to exploit this whole "X-TREME" ploy by marketing an X-TREME Cayenne Pepper Douche.

    In the commercial, I will recruit Busta Rhymes to swoop in from a helicopter on a snowboard, tethered to a bungee, take a bite from a Slim Jim and wash it down with half a bottle of Mountain Dew.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Wow.




    Wow.



    I just finally clicked on this thread to see what everything was all about.




    And Erica... If you do get Busta Rhymes, he needs to do all of that.... while blindfolded, and playing a harmonica.


    Which would be nasty, as bits of slim jim would get caught in it...

    Gross.



    Wow.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    LoL.. please tell me you didn't read right the way through?

    It is interesting though..and we've said we're gonna make a book at the end of it. Glad you got in on the act too :P

    Dash

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