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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I believe they just get saturated.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    ew!


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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    So if the sheep is freshly sheared, is it considered a "light days" tampon?

    Your bird called. It said, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    It sounds like there's a marketing niche in this somewhere.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I hope if I ever do marketing..I never need to promote the tampon..

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    You could call it "Ewes"....get it? (a play on the word ooze)

    OK... I just grossed MYSELF out!

    Your bird called. It said, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I'm desperately trying to not get it!

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beeks View Post
    You could call it "Ewes"....get it? (a play on the word ooze)
    I think that you and I may have a future in niche marketing. I have long planned to exploit this whole "X-TREME" ploy by marketing an X-TREME Cayenne Pepper Douche.

    In the commercial, I will recruit Busta Rhymes to swoop in from a helicopter on a snowboard, tethered to a bungee, take a bite from a Slim Jim and wash it down with half a bottle of Mountain Dew.
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Wow.




    Wow.



    I just finally clicked on this thread to see what everything was all about.




    And Erica... If you do get Busta Rhymes, he needs to do all of that.... while blindfolded, and playing a harmonica.


    Which would be nasty, as bits of slim jim would get caught in it...

    Gross.



    Wow.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    LoL.. please tell me you didn't read right the way through?

    It is interesting though..and we've said we're gonna make a book at the end of it. Glad you got in on the act too :P

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Haha, I read select parts of all the previous pages... I didn't read all because I just don't have the time, but I read random bits... Haha, I'm glad I joined in as well.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Well, because you asked, here have a grape.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Who asked for a grape? Dash.... are you hearing voices again??

    Your bird called. It said, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beeks View Post
    Who asked for a grape? Dash.... are you hearing voices again??
    Whoops! Sorry... guess I should check who owns the house the next time I decide to hide under bedroom windows in the night talking about random fruits... I see it may cause problems on this site.

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Quote Originally Posted by mighty mouse View Post
    Sorry... guess I should check who owns the house the next time I decide to hide under bedroom windows in the night talking about random fruits...
    **loads paint gun**
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    *grabs potato gun*

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    * dumps dirty cat litter out the window *

    Your bird called. It said, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"

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    **fires defensively, and as a result is covered in a "skin" of paint and clay dust**
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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Gross. *loads sour cream, chives, butter, and cheese into potato gun as well*

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    This thread is seriously losing it's moral fiber. What a sad state of affairs when nobody who subscribes to this post has anything strange, weird, gross, obscene, clever, confusing, immoral, deep, thoughtful, degenerate, irresponsible, fanatical, stupid, or just plain wrong, to say. I am so incredibly dissapointed in you all. I guess nobody has been bored for the last few days.

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    *turns off computer and walks slowly and dejectedly out to the bar for a beer and will fart out loud in remembrance of all the fun we've had*

    Your bird called. It said, GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beeks View Post
    This thread is seriously losing it's moral fiber. What a sad state of affairs when nobody who subscribes to this post has anything strange, weird, gross, obscene, clever, confusing, immoral, deep, thoughtful, degenerate, irresponsible, fanatical, stupid, or just plain wrong, to say. I am so incredibly dissapointed in you all. I guess nobody has been bored for the last few days.

    "sniff"


    *turns off computer and walks slowly and dejectedly out to the bar for a beer and will fart out loud in remembrance of all the fun we've had*
    If someone on the west coast farts out loud...and someone in Ottawa isn't there to hear it...does the fart actually make a sound...

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    *shudders* envisioning Beeks tensing each cheek individually to fart a sad tune on the way to the bar...

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    ooooh no...! tensioning may cause to much back pressure and cloud the mind or worse....
    personally i'd rather just a gentle push and get that bottom burp (belch) outta there

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I see your eyes talkin while you got your mouth closed

    How goes it, all?

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    Re: Anyone bored over the next few weeks?

    I'm back from Croatia, and nobody farts there. Bring on the rubber ducks! Mwahahahahaaaaaaa!

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